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Bartender, Make That A Double
Before you freak out, the answer it NO, I do not intend this to be a Mommy and Me, recipe-sharing, mother-on-anti-anxiety meds site. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…it’s just not how I roll....
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A Survivalist’s Guide to Talking to Kids (for people who are understandably...
I’ve never been a “kid” person really. I have no doubt that this has been evident to my children at times and will be the root of many sessions with a licensed therapist. Maybe I’ve seen too many...
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K-Mart Nipples
This title can go in so many directions….if you went in the dirty direction then shame on you. You know who you are…. When Jim and I were in our darkest hours of depression and sleep deprivation with...
View ArticlePull My Finger – My First Guest Post
I have arrived, y’all!!! I’m so excited this week to get to do a guest post for the delightful Shari Lopatin! Head on over to her blog and take a look at the purdy post I done wrote up for her….and all...
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The Stay-At-Home Mom – Your Lady Balls Are Bigger Than Mine
I’m tired just looking at you. I’ve been asked repeatedly over the years about why I am a working mother. Are we poor? Am I a narcissist? Is your husband a drunk or something? Of course, the answer to...
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If Lunacy Had a Soundtrack It Would Go Something Like This
Play Freebird!! There is nothing weirder than kids. Except maybe parenting kids. That’s just Kim Jong Un weird. You know, unreasonable weird. I don’t usually like to blog much about being a parent....
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Cap’n Crunch And The Weakening of Our Youth
Oh Cap’n, my Cap’n. I am sorely vexed. I have recently heard what I had hoped was an urban legend – that the original recipe for my favorite weed-induced breakfast cereal has been changed. I speak, of...
View ArticleLetter To My Pre-kid Self
Dear Pre-kid Irene, Hello sweetie! How are you doing? Right about now you’ve just gotten back from a month travelling around Thailand. And it was an awesome trip, right? But, for some reason, with all...
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Fear And Loathing In Fatherhood
Fatherhood. I know less about fatherhood than I know about….well….motherhood. And I know next to nothing about motherhood. Don’t tell my kids. But, it’s Father’s Day so it seems that something needs...
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Sparklers
He taught me how to read people’s eyes. My Dad always told me to know your audience, read their eyes, before you say anything. That way, you can make those small adjustments and hit a home run with...
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